Random Musings

Anyone who thinks that laughter is the best medicine has never taken Xanax.

I think it's time for a new computer. The IP address on this one is 00.000.000.014.

Favorite euphemisms of the week:

For the guys: "Shakin' hands with shorty"

For the girls: "Ya-ya'ing the sisterhood"

Can vampires safely use tanning beds? Just curious.

Guess I'm pretty tragically unhip. I thought WikiLeaks was a bladder-control problem.

I think that Lady Gaga should do some shows with the Goo Goo Dolls. Who could stay away from a Goo Goo Gaga tour?

I watched Alice in Wonderland the other day. I giggled every time someone said "bandersnatch".

Finally watched Twilight-New Moon the other day (yeah, I'm a little behind the times). About 20 minutes into this flick I found myself hoping that some fell creature, be it a vampire, a werewolf, or maybe even Lindsay Lohan, would appear and rip Bella limb from limb and devour her remains. Holy angst-fest! Someone please slap this beeyotch! Thankfully the movie did redeem itself somewhat toward the end.

Well friends, enough random musings for now. I'm laid up with a pinched nerve situation in my neck. No big deal, just some pain and a pretty much useless left hand. Taking some steroids, hopefully they will bring some healing. Much love to you all....